OI, you lot in dat letters payge.

You leeve that cownselur Reddstone alone. right, yeah.

He’s ownly sayin wat everyone is finking, and evryone nose. All them kids leeving skool now with dead bad educkation under that laybour.

Your ded right pal! I am in me firties. I left skool when dat margit Fattcher was Pryme minister. She wuz well good her.

And All dem free milion people on the dole wuz just layzy beggars.

I did everyfing in my potenshial and I’m is well happy with me speling and punkchewation.

Fank god them toreys are getting back in so all the kidds can get sum gud educkation like I did — you tell ‘emm Reddstone giza!

Carl Chrystan Barker Street, Bury